Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14458. | Matt (flyingredturtle) | 77.70 | 93% | 2013-01-27 |
| 14459. | Kiran (kiranthapa) | 77.70 | 95% | 2016-06-19 |
| 14460. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 77.70 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 14461. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 77.70 | 97% | 2020-12-22 |
| 14462. | Atsubyo (atsubyo) | 77.70 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 14463. | ricko (ricklo7) | 77.70 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 14464. | vroom (papasavvas_15) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 14465. | Henry (hchen1021) | 77.70 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 14466. | chandra (sekhar_88) | 77.69 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
| 14467. | შოთა (silknet777) | 77.69 | 99% | 2014-12-10 |
| 14468. | Elgox (elgox) | 77.69 | 94% | 2016-11-20 |
| 14469. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 77.69 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 14470. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 77.69 | 98% | 2020-06-09 |
| 14471. | Joker (jokerface222) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 14472. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 77.69 | 97.2% | 2023-06-25 |
| 14473. | urbanliner (urbanliner) | 77.69 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 14474. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 77.68 | 96% | 2017-06-05 |
| 14475. | Zo (zotorious) | 77.68 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 14476. | Félix (ssssnaky) | 77.68 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
| 14477. | shark (sharkpause) | 77.68 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 14478. | Adriano (adrianwoodhouse) | 77.67 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 14479. | shane (dmavrcks) | 77.67 | 98% | 2013-01-30 |
| 14480. | Chaquir (colaguy2011) | 77.67 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 14481. | Stella (gmacd) | 77.67 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 14482. | Neko (stanoje) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 14483. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 77.67 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 14484. | Manan (x_manan_x) | 77.67 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 14485. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 77.67 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 14486. | Firelord (jetray) | 77.66 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 14487. | Matthew (daydreamallday) | 77.66 | 94% | 2013-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |