So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9908. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 85.68 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 9909. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 85.68 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
| 9910. | Caddar (caddar) | 85.68 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9911. | Lara (goddess_111) | 85.68 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9912. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 85.68 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 9913. | K (kxiang) | 85.68 | 88% | 2014-03-08 |
| 9914. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 85.68 | 95% | 2017-03-25 |
| 9915. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 85.68 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 9916. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 85.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9917. | Absolut (rluyen) | 85.67 | 98% | 2014-07-14 |
| 9918. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 85.67 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
| 9919. | D (consumption) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9920. | Simon (sc752) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9921. | Karl (saument) | 85.66 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 9922. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 85.66 | 98% | 2012-02-01 |
| 9923. | comboBox (combobox) | 85.66 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
| 9924. | Sharif (sharif_) | 85.65 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9925. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 85.65 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9926. | (dragusprime) | 85.65 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9927. | 21337R (poptart128) | 85.65 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 9928. | Paul (laule9) | 85.64 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9929. | k (mc0sta) | 85.64 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 9930. | Kevin (killerdeath6) | 85.64 | 90% | 2014-09-05 |
| 9931. | Tyler (tillertyper2) | 85.63 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 9932. | Lazer (lawins) | 85.63 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 9933. | Henry (supitsasian) | 85.63 | 92% | 2014-04-26 |
| 9934. | Sheng (shengalang) | 85.63 | 94% | 2014-12-09 |
| 9935. | John (basicallypure) | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9936. | Karl (ultrarhino) | 85.62 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9937. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 85.62 | 96.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |