Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32981. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 47.98 | 93% | 2017-11-25 |
| 32982. | Shubham (shubham2007) | 47.98 | 93% | 2022-09-05 |
| 32983. | Armdel (armdel) | 47.98 | 91% | 2013-01-14 |
| 32984. | ttv emiliacosplay (rainbowz... | 47.98 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 32985. | ارمغان (armaghan_ahmed) | 47.97 | 95% | 2014-04-17 |
| 32986. | mohan (mohan8493810201) | 47.97 | 92% | 2014-08-05 |
| 32987. | Alamin (alamin81) | 47.97 | 98% | 2016-10-22 |
| 32988. | L (puppiesandtigers) | 47.97 | 98% | 2014-11-19 |
| 32989. | BR3ND4N (bjlaughs) | 47.97 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| 32990. | avinash (avikane) | 47.97 | 94% | 2021-03-22 |
| 32991. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 47.97 | 88% | 2016-05-12 |
| 32992. | d-mar (dmar) | 47.96 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 32993. | Doro (doro) | 47.96 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 32994. | leo (ywswing) | 47.96 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 32995. | Milan (milanaldahra) | 47.96 | 95.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 32996. | Joker (jchrakian000) | 47.96 | 90% | 2015-01-16 |
| 32997. | Pien (aukaukau2000) | 47.95 | 99% | 2011-08-12 |
| 32998. | ibrar (ibrar2kt) | 47.95 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 32999. | Ryytsduuft (ryytsduuft) | 47.95 | 93% | 2017-05-27 |
| 33000. | Shiyue (molllllllly) | 47.95 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 33001. | Nick (exray12) | 47.95 | 92% | 2020-10-27 |
| 33002. | Shanthakumar (shanth) | 47.95 | 93% | 2014-01-14 |
| 33003. | Dinesh (dinesh_c) | 47.94 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 33004. | Luke (lifetime) | 47.94 | 91% | 2017-02-21 |
| 33005. | Nigel (nigeljames) | 47.94 | 94% | 2021-12-24 |
| 33006. | Uday (udaymishra4) | 47.94 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 33007. | Freely (freely) | 47.93 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 33008. | No (dr_white_wine) | 47.93 | 93.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 33009. | Penny (jacpen) | 47.92 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 33010. | Flash! (speed_freak) | 47.92 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |