The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8556. | Eliana (ledthebomb) | 49.81 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 8557. | aarush_ (aarush_) | 49.81 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 8558. | sauravtheevil (sauravtheevil) | 49.81 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 8559. | Camzy (camzy) | 49.80 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 8560. | Vivek (v234singh) | 49.80 | 87% | 2011-08-22 |
| 8561. | Wild (wildwolfas) | 49.80 | 94% | 2018-07-16 |
| 8562. | dheeraj (goldsnort) | 49.80 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8563. | yuzo (chomezo) | 49.80 | 95% | 2016-06-15 |
| 8564. | Atai (atai) | 49.80 | 94% | 2015-05-05 |
| 8565. | Ivo (ivo47) | 49.79 | 93% | 2016-03-16 |
| 8566. | James Bond (imbond007) | 49.79 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 8567. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 49.79 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 8568. | mung (mungyam) | 49.79 | 94% | 2017-07-02 |
| 8569. | jack (zero18) | 49.79 | 94% | 2012-06-03 |
| 8570. | vuong (vuongtoan) | 49.79 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 8571. | Pepe (pepengcute@gmail.com) | 49.79 | 87% | 2016-10-26 |
| 8572. | tofe (tofetofe) | 49.78 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8573. | Shamseer (shamsu) | 49.78 | 94% | 2022-06-22 |
| 8574. | andrey (maksay) | 49.78 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 8575. | Mahdi (downtosky) | 49.78 | 89% | 2016-09-03 |
| 8576. | Laci (lacika) | 49.77 | 88% | 2011-06-19 |
| 8577. | Jack (fundamental) | 49.77 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 8578. | Paul (00000000) | 49.76 | 95% | 2014-08-03 |
| 8579. | MM (maclema) | 49.76 | 96.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 8580. | Kumar Charan (mr_kc) | 49.76 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 8581. | Bailey (berk) | 49.76 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 8582. | â™ Birder (daltonman11) | 49.76 | 93% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8583. | Gail (jade2) | 49.76 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 8584. | cya (cweetie) | 49.76 | 97% | 2013-12-11 |
| 8585. | Nitin (mintern) | 49.75 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |