The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13358. | Tanel (tanel) | 83.02 | 95% | 2013-11-13 |
| 13359. | Andrea (andrea16z) | 83.02 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| 13360. | Bob (imveryslow101) | 83.01 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 13361. | ToTo (complexion) | 83.01 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 13362. | John (yeeyeeasshaircut) | 83.01 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 13363. | Sean (seansdb6) | 83.00 | 95% | 2018-01-13 |
| 13364. | rks (xmen2025) | 83.00 | 91% | 2013-06-01 |
| 13365. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 83.00 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13366. | Papa (papapeachez) | 83.00 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13367. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 82.99 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
| 13368. | orih (orih) | 82.99 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 13369. | Kevin (cutrone) | 82.99 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 13370. | Charlie (charlie5515) | 82.98 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 13371. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 82.98 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 13372. | Lance (cloakedhalo96) | 82.98 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 13373. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 82.98 | 97% | 2015-10-03 |
| 13374. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 13375. | Kekti (kekti_is_life) | 82.97 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 13376. | javoscript (javoscript) | 82.97 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 13377. | John (connect_123) | 82.97 | 99% | 2020-10-18 |
| 13378. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 82.97 | 93% | 2015-11-20 |
| 13379. | Ken (kenny7sccr) | 82.97 | 98% | 2012-12-09 |
| 13380. | Ashley (darlasue12) | 82.97 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 13381. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 82.96 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 13382. | Tara (tara2366) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-09-26 |
| 13383. | Miguel (miguelbbeats) | 82.96 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 13384. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 82.96 | 97.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 13385. | Blane (bparker) | 82.96 | 93% | 2013-02-22 |
| 13386. | Kale (kaletypes2) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 13387. | Eric (ooka) | 82.96 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |