What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1934. | Great (greatfater666) | 71.40 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 1935. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 71.38 | 95% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1936. | Cody (hippolytus) | 71.38 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1937. | Ro (roha89) | 71.35 | 95% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1938. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 71.34 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1939. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 71.31 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 1940. | Sam (busiclucho) | 71.27 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1941. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 71.14 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1942. | CHAU (rookylk) | 71.11 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 1943. | Memat (memat) | 71.09 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1944. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 71.07 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1945. | J (jduncanlee) | 71.06 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 1946. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 71.00 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1947. | Vanessa (vanaenaeee) | 70.98 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1948. | ValkyRE (quangvasot) | 70.96 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1949. | JP (jpuppey) | 70.92 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1950. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 70.86 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1951. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 70.86 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1952. | Jeff (jep287) | 70.86 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
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| 1954. | Ville-Markus (wiliwins) | 70.85 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1955. | Michael (mkreilei) | 70.85 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1956. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 70.83 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1957. | Josh (duxhog) | 70.83 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 1958. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 70.82 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1959. | TyPoPolice (ermafish) | 70.82 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
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| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |