So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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27238. | Tellenar (tellenar) | 55.37 | 95% | 2017-10-29 |
27239. | Zed (wetlandscoke) | 55.37 | 92% | 2014-03-02 |
27240. | Zaryab (syedzary17) | 55.37 | 91% | 2014-12-24 |
27241. | baljit (baljitchauhan) | 55.37 | 91% | 2014-07-04 |
27242. | apoorv (apoorvgpt9) | 55.37 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
27243. | cigro (cigro) | 55.36 | 95% | 2015-05-16 |
27244. | vrum vrum (elex_) | 55.36 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
27245. | Carol (lambfan) | 55.36 | — | 2010-07-27 |
27246. | Posty (postymaloney) | 55.36 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
27247. | saeed (saeed_dadkhah) | 55.36 | 94% | 2012-05-20 |
27248. | uxiator (uxiator) | 55.35 | 93.8% | 2021-02-07 |
27249. | Shubham (shubham1428) | 55.35 | 86% | 2016-12-15 |
27250. | Kevin (kevinwihriala) | 55.35 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
27251. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 55.35 | 90% | 2017-05-30 |
27252. | ty (babygyrlty) | 55.35 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
27253. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 55.35 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
27254. | Shafiul (shafi1258) | 55.34 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
27255. | Sam (vynsta) | 55.34 | 90% | 2016-09-25 |
27256. | m (mawcks) | 55.34 | 94% | 2018-04-21 |
27257. | Shravan (infernosloth) | 55.34 | 96.6% | 2021-02-16 |
27258. | Rohit (rmguttal) | 55.34 | 89% | 2014-10-04 |
27259. | Pathak (pathak_sahab) | 55.33 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
27260. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 55.33 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
27261. | vircatro (vircatro) | 55.33 | — | 2009-04-27 |
27262. | Scott (sportsjenkins) | 55.33 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
27263. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 55.33 | — | 2009-11-05 |
27264. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 55.32 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
27265. | Cherry (boboo321) | 55.32 | — | 2010-11-09 |
27266. | Hermann (pseudex) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
27267. | Nitish (nitishdiwakar) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-12-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |