I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 216. | (veristen) | 159.29 | 99% | 2023-10-01 |
| 217. | (mixxanber) | 159.18 | 100% | 2018-09-19 |
| 218. | (vogel_adler) | 159.13 | 100% | 2022-07-15 |
| 219. | Epzilon (epzilon2) | 159.12 | 98.2% | 2024-06-10 |
| 220. | (dowon) | 159.09 | 100% | 2019-12-22 |
| 221. | (baccupacc) | 159.06 | 98% | 2025-11-23 |
| 222. | (sura5) | 159.02 | 99% | 2025-10-13 |
| 223. | (unbelievable_10) | 158.98 | 99.4% | 2024-02-16 |
| 224. | Derek (kikoman00) | 158.95 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 225. | Cameron (gnikgg) | 158.91 | 99% | 2017-01-21 |
| 226. | (siavas) | 158.87 | 100% | 2024-12-14 |
| 227. | God help us (novabond) | 158.81 | 100% | 2024-03-17 |
| 228. | (shplaz) | 158.68 | 100% | 2025-01-22 |
| 229. | (renarded) | 158.46 | 99% | 2017-03-04 |
| 230. | Mosa (_mosa) | 158.39 | 99.4% | 2025-05-24 |
| 231. | (nonquit_alt) | 158.31 | 100% | 2021-08-30 |
| 232. | Shanon (shadowyshadows) | 158.16 | 100% | 2021-02-06 |
| 233. | I play tetris too (hkgwife) | 158.15 | 100% | 2018-05-21 |
| 234. | (meloodix0) | 158.03 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 235. | stained (fartunderwear) | 157.98 | 96.6% | 2024-11-12 |
| 236. | (penguinis) | 157.97 | 99% | 2025-05-31 |
| 237. | jivanf (jivan108) | 157.88 | 98.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 238. | (winterpro) | 157.84 | 98.8% | 2025-05-03 |
| 239. | (dextonjl) | 157.79 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 240. | (nonquit_tomato) | 157.75 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 241. | (jlam55555colemak) | 157.64 | 100% | 2023-03-13 |
| 242. | (schizo_guy) | 157.58 | 99% | 2018-11-05 |
| 243. | phlofy (phlofy) | 157.54 | 100% | 2021-08-07 |
| 244. | (delacruzz) | 157.42 | 99% | 2018-12-31 |
| 245. | (traeyoung) | 157.36 | 100% | 2023-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |