So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| 38. | (evestay) | 162.66 | 99.4% | 2024-01-03 |
| 39. | (poem) | 162.15 | 100% | 2021-10-06 |
| 40. | (continuum) | 161.21 | 98% | 2014-09-24 |
| 41. | (jashenonquitting) | 161.17 | 100% | 2020-06-20 |
| 42. | (e6f4e37l) | 161.04 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
| 43. | E (weihceinre) | 160.87 | 99.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 44. | Xeogran (xeogran) | 160.81 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 45. | 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... | 160.80 | 97% | 2016-08-09 |
| 46. | (landarian) | 160.70 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
| 47. | Sumit (smtchahal2) | 160.49 | 99% | 2022-02-16 |
| 48. | TGG-QIJ47NQUGA (eikomaniac) | 160.47 | 99% | 2020-04-04 |
| 49. | taran (slowaccount) | 159.69 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 50. | (rinkutinku) | 159.14 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 51. | (rocketship43434) | 159.00 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 52. | john (nothisisjohn) | 158.96 | 100% | 2019-11-19 |
| 53. | miyakejima (polka7) | 158.82 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 54. | Shanon (shadowyshadows) | 158.74 | 100% | 2020-09-13 |
| 55. | Nitro (nitro2029) | 158.65 | 94% | 2014-07-18 |
| 56. | typeracerplays (typeracerpl... | 158.13 | 99% | 2023-09-22 |
| 57. | (daniel598) | 158.01 | 100% | 2021-08-14 |
| 58. | (codecub) | 157.50 | 99% | 2016-01-02 |
| 59. | 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) | 157.48 | 99.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 60. | Noah (licahfox) | 157.47 | 98% | 2016-11-21 |
| 61. | (zermist) | 157.26 | 99% | 2023-09-16 |
| 62. | (carlibou) | 157.22 | 99% | 2022-01-03 |
| 63. | (crdm0) | 157.14 | 100% | 2018-12-11 |
| 64. | (oh_hai) | 157.03 | 96% | 2013-12-15 |
| 65. | stop spying on me typeracer... | 156.94 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 66. | (zazaziing) | 156.94 | 99% | 2013-12-07 |
| 67. | Byron (reckful) | 156.92 | 99% | 2014-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |