I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10228. | Kabeljau (kabeljau) | 84.83 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| 10229. | Michael (shadow_mike) | 84.83 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 10230. | EV6 (ev6lee_) | 84.82 | 98% | 2023-12-17 |
| 10231. | Tri (lnfluence) | 84.82 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 10232. | Enrique (optimus_line) | 84.82 | 99% | 2018-05-08 |
| 10233. | M (mattgarr) | 84.82 | 90% | 2017-02-18 |
| 10234. | Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark) | 84.82 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 10235. | logan (lacton44) | 84.81 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 10236. | Miguel (gheed22) | 84.80 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 10237. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 84.80 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 10238. | tstats[er4_mike] (er4_mike) | 84.79 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
| 10239. | Sam (sommeldb) | 84.79 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 10240. | FurryTheFrog (furrythefrog) | 84.78 | 94% | 2019-10-17 |
| 10241. | Gaming (gamingreborn1) | 84.78 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10242. | Kibitz (laconickibitz) | 84.78 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 10243. | lobus (lobus_rec) | 84.78 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 10244. | Gabit (gabitgordit) | 84.77 | 98% | 2025-05-13 |
| 10245. | shufi (shufi2) | 84.77 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 10246. | Howlh (howlh) | 84.77 | 98.7% | 2023-07-29 |
| 10247. | Duke (lovejet) | 84.77 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 10248. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 84.77 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 10249. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 84.76 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 10250. | iverybadattyping (iverybada... | 84.75 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
| 10251. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 84.75 | 95% | 2023-03-22 |
| 10252. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 84.75 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10253. | CM (xilasirc) | 84.75 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 10254. | modittb (modittt) | 84.74 | 100% | 2023-01-30 |
| 10255. | Marlon (genedy21) | 84.74 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 10256. | Marcus (odens) | 84.74 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10257. | Missy (lovelydy) | 84.74 | 96% | 2017-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |