Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35288. | Sandy (nerdturtle) | 42.94 | 92% | 2016-09-07 |
| 35289. | Rich (r1ch) | 42.94 | 91% | 2014-02-21 |
| 35290. | Joe (joeyip) | 42.94 | 93% | 2012-05-04 |
| 35291. | boppin (boples) | 42.94 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 35292. | Sammy (sampastey) | 42.94 | 91% | 2014-11-10 |
| 35293. | Le (genletor) | 42.94 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 35294. | vy (vyngo_9x) | 42.93 | 90% | 2012-08-09 |
| 35295. | Stick (stick0aj) | 42.93 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 35296. | Deepak (defactodeity) | 42.92 | — | 2010-08-21 |
| 35297. | jonas (joncol_colemac) | 42.92 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
| 35298. | ROLAND_ONE (rixilius) | 42.92 | — | 2011-01-23 |
| 35299. | Ying-Chen (nash_equilibrium) | 42.92 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 35300. | Juan (juanpalx) | 42.91 | 86% | 2013-01-16 |
| 35301. | Jonny (jonnydavies27) | 42.91 | 95% | 2017-09-03 |
| 35302. | George (gk72) | 42.91 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 35303. | bugwan (bugwan) | 42.91 | 87% | 2012-10-16 |
| 35304. | Veratyr (veratyr) | 42.90 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 35305. | physicst (skr90) | 42.90 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
| 35306. | Andre Jean (shadowspot) | 42.90 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 35307. | Carson (carsonting) | 42.90 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 35308. | Abhijit (abhijit_4x) | 42.90 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 35309. | Darkk (darkk) | 42.89 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 35310. | Ton's (tonzarinas) | 42.89 | 91% | 2011-06-14 |
| 35311. | Domi (superdom303) | 42.89 | 96% | 2011-06-18 |
| 35312. | Rishabh (rshbhrj23) | 42.89 | 96% | 2014-04-12 |
| 35313. | Vitaly (likeie) | 42.88 | 92% | 2014-10-28 |
| 35314. | Varock (schattenlink) | 42.88 | 96% | 2012-12-12 |
| 35315. | Neftas (neftas) | 42.88 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 35316. | Godtype (thunderandfire) | 42.88 | 95% | 2023-07-09 |
| 35317. | Joshua Ardales (joshuaciel) | 42.88 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |