Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3576. | Suzy (poisonedtree) | 72.13 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 3577. | Justin (justin1013) | 72.13 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| 3578. | NagaSaki (niggasaki) | 72.12 | 95% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3579. | Yoga (eggnormous) | 72.12 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 3580. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 72.11 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 3581. | Guest (gu35t_) | 72.10 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3582. | D-Boy (tekkaman_blade) | 72.09 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3583. | Tee (knightdrop) | 72.09 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 3584. | Joris (zjories) | 72.09 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3585. | Martyn (husseybear) | 72.08 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 3586. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 72.08 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 3587. | Fate (fatepm) | 72.07 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 3588. | Karly (karlymbonham) | 72.06 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3589. | Karan (iamkaran) | 72.05 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3590. | Oleksandr (andrusenko) | 72.05 | 98% | 2019-07-17 |
| 3591. | Patrick (pmacalac) | 72.04 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 3592. | ShadowRain91 (shadowrain91) | 72.03 | 99% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3593. | Samuel (hirumasan) | 72.02 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 3594. | Asia (continentia) | 72.00 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 3595. | Kevin (samuraiviking) | 71.98 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3596. | Christian (chrsm9) | 71.96 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 3597. | TT (teabough) | 71.96 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 3598. | Syed (shaan10) | 71.95 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 3599. | Eenus (eenus) | 71.95 | 99% | 2020-03-13 |
| 3600. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 71.95 | 98% | 2018-10-28 |
| 3601. | Anson (aaaanson) | 71.91 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 3602. | Attulo (attulo) | 71.90 | 95% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3603. | Luthfi (luthfi552) | 71.90 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3604. | Naoji (ryuice) | 71.90 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 3605. | Bret (ellenbogenb) | 71.88 | 94% | 2017-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |