The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17131. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 87.33 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 17132. | Rusty (saddled) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 17133. | William (wdk5013) | 87.33 | 96% | 2014-09-20 |
| 17134. | efergodox (efergodox) | 87.33 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
| 17135. | shellord (saheenshoukath) | 87.32 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 17136. | ianc (xiancamacho) | 87.32 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 17137. | Brian (taters613) | 87.32 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 17138. | loc (loctheog) | 87.32 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 17139. | jared (ziner22) | 87.32 | 99% | 2023-09-27 |
| 17140. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 87.32 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 17141. | Jim (valk) | 87.32 | 93% | 2012-05-02 |
| 17142. | Vincent (standman) | 87.32 | 97% | 2017-02-08 |
| 17143. | Snoody (snoody) | 87.32 | 100% | 2017-12-10 |
| 17144. | DON'T BE AGGRESSIVE, CHINA!... | 87.32 | 94% | 2014-06-05 |
| 17145. | kinesis (kinesis) | 87.32 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 17146. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 87.32 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 17147. | jazzy (jazzyboop) | 87.31 | 98.3% | 2023-10-20 |
| 17148. | James (shadowjcw) | 87.31 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 17149. | tholonious (tholonious) | 87.30 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 17150. | beige.phalarope (christianhr) | 87.30 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 17151. | angel (dfangel) | 87.30 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 17152. | Cake (tonu) | 87.30 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 17153. | Tacos! (ihearttacos) | 87.30 | 98% | 2014-03-03 |
| 17154. | Aidan (aidan_) | 87.30 | 96% | 2016-01-08 |
| 17155. | Zach (zeekzoogler) | 87.29 | 97.2% | 2023-08-29 |
| 17156. | Reuben (reureu) | 87.29 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 17157. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 87.29 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 17158. | TypeLearner21 (typelearner21) | 87.29 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 17159. | Micah (eclipse_xd) | 87.29 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 17160. | levani (levanacixo) | 87.29 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |