See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2829. | I'm Typing To (imtypingtoex... | 109.50 | 99.6% | 2023-10-01 |
| 2830. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 109.50 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 2831. | Samuel (blanksignal) | 109.49 | 97.6% | 2024-04-20 |
| 2832. | (secw) | 109.49 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 2833. | Jacob (shrimploin) | 109.48 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 2834. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 109.47 | 99.2% | 2024-01-25 |
| 2835. | Valby (avensol) | 109.45 | 97.4% | 2023-08-06 |
| 2836. | Max (maxijazz) | 109.45 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 2837. | George Floyd (georgee_floyd) | 109.44 | 97% | 2024-11-24 |
| 2838. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 109.42 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2839. | vojta (twomi) | 109.42 | 98.5% | 2023-11-23 |
| 2840. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 109.41 | 98.1% | 2024-07-05 |
| 2841. | tstats[isakooooo] (isakooooo) | 109.41 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 2842. | Jorb (jorbinothethird) | 109.39 | 99% | 2024-03-13 |
| 2843. | Eli Ferdinand Edralin (elfe... | 109.38 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2844. | sam sulek (sunaisaqt) | 109.38 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 2845. | Jeffy (jeffyl) | 109.34 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 2846. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 109.34 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 2847. | Slade (shadowhamster) | 109.34 | 99% | 2022-11-01 |
| 2848. | kamote35 (cooldz) | 109.33 | 98.8% | 2024-07-03 |
| 2849. | Fizzman (mintyballs) | 109.33 | 97.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2850. | Adolo (foca248) | 109.33 | 98.1% | 2024-07-11 |
| 2851. | Phil (joot) | 109.31 | 97.4% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2852. | Jacopo (jjcatapano) | 109.31 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 2853. | Andy (casuallyannoying) | 109.31 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 2854. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 109.29 | 99.2% | 2023-07-07 |
| 2855. | Sovahn (sovahn) | 109.29 | 99% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2856. | Tan (tim0909) | 109.28 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 2857. | Akribane (akribane) | 109.27 | 98% | 2025-10-26 |
| 2858. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 109.27 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |