I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4838. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 99.72 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 4839. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 99.72 | 99% | 2021-12-24 |
| 4840. | Chris (runic) | 99.71 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 4841. | Colin (cwreath43) | 99.71 | 99% | 2023-08-03 |
| 4842. | Josh (vballdart) | 99.70 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
| 4843. | rob (mayoff) | 99.70 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 4844. | Drew (drewden123) | 99.70 | 94% | 2012-04-02 |
| 4845. | Craig (carsley) | 99.70 | 97% | 2011-09-13 |
| 4846. | Adron (adron) | 99.70 | 92% | 2015-03-21 |
| 4847. | Sharique (sharique) | 99.69 | 95% | 2017-05-19 |
| 4848. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 99.69 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 4849. | Jill (jillblack) | 99.68 | 100% | 2022-06-21 |
| 4850. | Moses (that_sushi_guy) | 99.68 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 4851. | Slow (noob) | 99.68 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 4852. | Alec (thezoltan94) | 99.66 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 4853. | Anshu (achimala) | 99.65 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 4854. | kruse (madmaddox20) | 99.64 | 97.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 4855. | Gloryan (shadowglory) | 99.64 | 94% | 2015-12-30 |
| 4856. | Chris (posz) | 99.64 | 98% | 2012-12-07 |
| 4857. | plants (_plants) | 99.64 | 96% | 2014-07-12 |
| 4858. | Hershey (xhersheyx) | 99.63 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 4859. | Kacper (warpol) | 99.63 | 99% | 2022-12-20 |
| 4860. | Unknown (braziliandude) | 99.63 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 4861. | Karen (khameljan) | 99.62 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 4862. | bell (bellflower) | 99.62 | 100% | 2015-07-27 |
| 4863. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 99.61 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 4864. | Pat (darsker) | 99.61 | 93% | 2016-09-08 |
| 4865. | Yelov (multizymeth) | 99.61 | 97% | 2016-12-04 |
| 4866. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 99.60 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 4867. | Guest (create_an_account) | 99.60 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |