As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11885. | Jared (filmman2k3) | 80.07 | 96.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 11886. | Kameron (kammunist) | 80.07 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 11887. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 80.06 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 11888. | Clew (clewfinger) | 80.06 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11889. | Marco (deggamargo) | 80.06 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 11890. | syafi (syafi) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11891. | Eisenrhower (jonnymaster) | 80.06 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 11892. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 80.05 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11893. | Kev (joebob1235) | 80.05 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 11894. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 80.05 | 99.3% | 2025-01-26 |
| 11895. | K.Satyam (ksatyam_29) | 80.04 | 96% | 2025-12-16 |
| 11896. | lol (iknowright) | 80.04 | 96.5% | 2023-05-27 |
| 11897. | Ryan (oryan24799) | 80.04 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 11898. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 80.04 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11899. | Mark (baconhead) | 80.03 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 11900. | Riggy (rigorodolico) | 80.03 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 11901. | inclarition (inclarition) | 80.02 | 96.2% | 2025-05-10 |
| 11902. | Josh (dragoore) | 80.02 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 11903. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 80.02 | 97.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 11904. | Marlon (genedy21) | 80.02 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 11905. | Gergő (gergo225) | 80.02 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 11906. | Chinmay_Tiwari (chinmay_tiw... | 80.02 | 97.9% | 2024-12-21 |
| 11907. | hehe (shadowaura3) | 80.02 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| 11908. | Sting (z35shi) | 80.02 | 94% | 2015-04-26 |
| 11909. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 80.02 | 95% | 2016-08-16 |
| 11910. | finitejest (finitejest) | 80.01 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 11911. | zyyy (zyyyyyyyz) | 80.01 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11912. | Ignacio 🧉 (ignatirabo) | 80.01 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 11913. | AmadeusK525 (amadeusk525) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11914. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |