So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21869. | mezkal33tO (mezkal33to) | 64.87 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
| 21870. | Chestera (chestera) | 64.86 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 21871. | (avishcold) | 64.86 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 21872. | (qwert_noob) | 64.86 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 21873. | Magnus (magnusdjamag) | 64.86 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 21874. | (latiaslatios) | 64.86 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 21875. | (gruffydd) | 64.85 | 92% | 2016-09-06 |
| 21876. | (samjj69) | 64.85 | 94.4% | 2023-09-16 |
| 21877. | (jagura18) | 64.85 | 93% | 2013-12-09 |
| 21878. | (markpearlcoza) | 64.84 | 92% | 2015-08-20 |
| 21879. | (vvargasd) | 64.84 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 21880. | (fazecringe) | 64.84 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 21881. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 64.84 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 21882. | (abhishekarnold) | 64.84 | 91% | 2012-08-10 |
| 21883. | (rizki_ananda) | 64.84 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 21884. | (mahesh9208) | 64.84 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 21885. | (dorites) | 64.83 | 99% | 2023-05-23 |
| 21886. | (johnvenz) | 64.83 | 95% | 2012-11-21 |
| 21887. | (callmeflash1) | 64.83 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 21888. | (blighthrs) | 64.83 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 21889. | (cclutch) | 64.83 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 21890. | Kevin (watertribe89) | 64.83 | 90% | 2013-03-22 |
| 21891. | (shadowage) | 64.83 | 85% | 2016-12-20 |
| 21892. | (emperorpenguin) | 64.82 | 91% | 2012-11-30 |
| 21893. | (bigboydragon) | 64.82 | 95% | 2023-08-21 |
| 21894. | (zedathug) | 64.82 | 95% | 2018-07-02 |
| 21895. | ScrubV (scrubv) | 64.81 | 99% | 2023-07-16 |
| 21896. | (k3pl4) | 64.81 | 97.7% | 2023-08-30 |
| 21897. | (giddyup) | 64.81 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 21898. | (kshitij_srv) | 64.81 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |