And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12796. | (jennyjenjen) | 91.53 | 97% | 2015-11-01 |
| 12797. | (jenna_k2) | 91.52 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 12798. | (fabulous) | 91.52 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 12799. | (raeofss) | 91.52 | 94% | 2013-11-27 |
| 12800. | Piotr (pitoko) | 91.52 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 12801. | govind (djgovins) | 91.52 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 12802. | Vans (socalvan) | 91.51 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 12803. | (artcellrox) | 91.51 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 12804. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 91.51 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 12805. | Ninja (ninjamyopia) | 91.51 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 12806. | (bkontorinis) | 91.51 | 94% | 2012-05-05 |
| 12807. | Paii * (pichapaii) | 91.51 | 93% | 2016-07-30 |
| 12808. | (majxo) | 91.50 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12809. | (brandendm) | 91.50 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 12810. | (doodle_eldood) | 91.50 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12811. | (moopoom) | 91.50 | 94% | 2016-10-22 |
| 12812. | (supraaxdd) | 91.49 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 12813. | Nick (shadow662) | 91.49 | 98% | 2012-04-14 |
| 12814. | (andrewdvorak) | 91.48 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 12815. | (whiskyforagrownman) | 91.48 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 12816. | (sw0rd) | 91.48 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 12817. | (sammyloohoo) | 91.48 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 12818. | Arun (genxt) | 91.48 | 96% | 2013-06-10 |
| 12819. | (abhinav92003) | 91.48 | 93% | 2016-08-25 |
| 12820. | Janis (vigilante434) | 91.48 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 12821. | (yahalux_1) | 91.47 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 12822. | (fujikage999) | 91.47 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 12823. | (lyingpastry) | 91.47 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
| 12824. | Sonmi-451 (shellyshells) | 91.47 | 94.6% | 2023-07-21 |
| 12825. | (vermillionzephyr) | 91.47 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |