I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5023. | (disambiguous) | 100.25 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 5024. | ジョン (johnr_) | 100.25 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5025. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 100.25 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 5026. | (leejaypiqq) | 100.25 | 100% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5027. | (thebrettster) | 100.24 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 5028. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 100.24 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 5029. | Ed (raptorofli) | 100.24 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 5030. | (davintjong) | 100.24 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5031. | Brendan (xen0) | 100.24 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 5032. | (ksil) | 100.24 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 5033. | (bc3109) | 100.23 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5034. | (lemonlime) | 100.23 | 93% | 2015-05-08 |
| 5035. | (nickpick) | 100.23 | 94% | 2016-07-03 |
| 5036. | (iamtyga29) | 100.23 | 95% | 2016-04-17 |
| 5037. | (kreygames) | 100.22 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5038. | (fish753) | 100.22 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 5039. | Jake (shadow5253) | 100.21 | 99% | 2025-09-16 |
| 5040. | (gingerninjr) | 100.21 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 5041. | (yesune) | 100.20 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 5042. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 100.20 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 5043. | (midget_spinner) | 100.20 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5044. | (awsomeemil25) | 100.19 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 5045. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 100.19 | 98.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5046. | (neargood) | 100.18 | 98.7% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5047. | (swichlite) | 100.18 | 98% | 2025-09-26 |
| 5048. | (k5kk) | 100.18 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 5049. | (xiemos) | 100.18 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 5050. | (_frito) | 100.17 | 96% | 2024-11-26 |
| 5051. | (pc1400) | 100.17 | 99% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5052. | Michael (thegul) | 100.16 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |