The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13564. | Regaining (amirpci) | 82.41 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 13565. | Emma (applepaii) | 82.41 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 13566. | Kevin (thedujin) | 82.41 | 94% | 2016-12-24 |
| 13567. | Stormy (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 82.41 | 94% | 2014-01-13 |
| 13568. | olololololol (pelel) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 13569. | hula (wasd1234) | 82.40 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13570. | hissi (hissi) | 82.40 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
| 13571. | go_fk (yourself_buddy) | 82.40 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 13572. | phinfinity (phinfinity) | 82.40 | 94% | 2014-01-11 |
| 13573. | nobuki77 (nobuki77) | 82.39 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 13574. | Michael (michaelboom) | 82.39 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 13575. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 82.39 | 97.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13576. | sir (zenzir) | 82.39 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 13577. | David (styrofoamboots) | 82.39 | 95% | 2012-03-24 |
| 13578. | Darren (darrencst) | 82.39 | 91% | 2013-07-19 |
| 13579. | Kylee (cheyna) | 82.39 | 94% | 2015-08-25 |
| 13580. | brick (mrstealyowaifu) | 82.38 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| 13581. | taro (doysid) | 82.38 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 13582. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 82.38 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
| 13583. | Soham (shadeoxide) | 82.38 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13584. | sloth (mitchie98) | 82.38 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 13585. | tbodt (tbodt) | 82.38 | 91% | 2017-01-17 |
| 13586. | Nope (w1nkard) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13587. | sam (samthebb) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 13588. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 82.37 | 98% | 2018-03-25 |
| 13589. | Debbie (debbieas213) | 82.37 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 13590. | Joel (althie) | 82.37 | 96% | 2013-01-21 |
| 13591. | Justin (hedgeclippers) | 82.36 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 13592. | Kavan (kavan044) | 82.36 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 13593. | sszebrat (sszebrat) | 82.36 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |