The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8983. | Ape (apegod) | 91.02 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 8984. | a (asylos) | 91.02 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 8985. | Abuumin (zemonix) | 91.02 | 95% | 2017-11-04 |
| 8986. | nemasu (nemasu) | 91.02 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 8987. | Tiffany (tiffany) | 91.02 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 8988. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 91.01 | 98% | 2016-04-28 |
| 8989. | sarah (sarah23) | 91.01 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 8990. | Spider-Man (spidermanmk2) | 91.00 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 8991. | antifragile (antifragile) | 91.00 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 8992. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 91.00 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 8993. | Abizer (abizern) | 91.00 | 99% | 2020-09-10 |
| 8994. | Richard (marmoto) | 90.99 | 98% | 2013-12-10 |
| 8995. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 90.99 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 8996. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 90.99 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 8997. | Kurtel (kurtel) | 90.99 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 8998. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 90.99 | 98% | 2011-09-07 |
| 8999. | Ammar15907 (ammar15907) | 90.98 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9000. | Alex (alexyang2020) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 9001. | Alf (the_destroyer_of_worlds) | 90.98 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 9002. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 90.98 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 9003. | Esteban (sprice7@my.westga.... | 90.98 | 97% | 2013-07-09 |
| 9004. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 90.98 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 9005. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 90.98 | 99% | 2015-05-31 |
| 9006. | Carp (carp) | 90.98 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 9007. | Sora (soralimit) | 90.97 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
| 9008. | Eric (notmexican) | 90.97 | 99% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9009. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 90.97 | 95% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9010. | Typo (fingooli) | 90.97 | 98% | 2015-09-12 |
| 9011. | Snowrider (snowrider) | 90.97 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 9012. | Khánh Duy (duy_sau_rom) | 90.97 | 97% | 2016-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |