Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13312. | Aidan (aidan810) | 79.64 | 88% | 2013-01-09 |
| 13313. | Wayne (anagram) | 79.64 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 13314. | Gagan (gagannonu640) | 79.64 | 96% | 2011-11-29 |
| 13315. | ரவி (mirasravi2) | 79.64 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 13316. | starrysnow (sharmine1997) | 79.64 | 96% | 2017-01-12 |
| 13317. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 79.64 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 13318. | Unholy (unholychalupa) | 79.64 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 13319. | Arshad (marshadalimughal@gm... | 79.63 | 96% | 2012-03-23 |
| 13320. | Harold (sofedeas) | 79.63 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 13321. | Song (zeyryu) | 79.63 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 13322. | James (prejudice) | 79.63 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 13323. | luis (luis69) | 79.63 | 95% | 2012-05-12 |
| 13324. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 79.63 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13325. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 79.63 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13326. | Nick (neepwithin) | 79.63 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13327. | Genaro (tamemister) | 79.63 | 97% | 2014-03-11 |
| 13328. | Jack (jfragg) | 79.62 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 13329. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 79.62 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 13330. | Brother (fancyasspigeon) | 79.62 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 13331. | Daniel (shadebyte) | 79.62 | 95% | 2018-09-14 |
| 13332. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 79.61 | 99% | 2016-08-13 |
| 13333. | Ze (taludon) | 79.61 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 13334. | Chetan (comhacks) | 79.61 | 97% | 2014-05-19 |
| 13335. | Ian (ianianianian) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 13336. | Garette (mofiggy) | 79.61 | 95% | 2016-01-09 |
| 13337. | Xiao (acky) | 79.61 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 13338. | Anderson (andrsnhd) | 79.60 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 13339. | justin (null) | 79.60 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 13340. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 79.60 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 13341. | Allan (ajdx88) | 79.60 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |