I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11595. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 84.92 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11596. | 42 (4242424242) | 84.92 | 95% | 2017-04-05 |
| 11597. | Evan (evstah) | 84.91 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 11598. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 84.91 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 11599. | chara (rin3) | 84.90 | 94% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11600. | Joonha (d100fastfingers) | 84.90 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 11601. | Banana (banankake) | 84.90 | 96.2% | 2024-04-02 |
| 11602. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 84.90 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 11603. | Logan (frigidgaming) | 84.90 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11604. | Hashim (sharkh) | 84.90 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 11605. | Jack (kaktoose) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11606. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11607. | Trihard (screwsps) | 84.89 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 11608. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 84.89 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 11609. | Jacob (punchdemtrees) | 84.89 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 11610. | Jezebelle (jezebe11e) | 84.89 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 11611. | Nathan (shad0wb0x) | 84.88 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 11612. | Dominic (hobomonkey5) | 84.87 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
| 11613. | Sean (seanigon) | 84.87 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 11614. | Chris (___chris) | 84.87 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11615. | Nils (nilslhx) | 84.87 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11616. | MC (marcone) | 84.87 | 94% | 2021-12-19 |
| 11617. | harshdev (harsh_best_typist) | 84.87 | 95% | 2018-03-14 |
| 11618. | Tim (thole) | 84.87 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 11619. | Kaayek (kaayek) | 84.86 | 98% | 2024-06-05 |
| 11620. | Jasman (jasmanwaraich) | 84.86 | 98% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11621. | Dave (dave_paulo) | 84.86 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11622. | Goku (rmehedi) | 84.85 | 97% | 2025-07-04 |
| 11623. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 84.85 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 11624. | emory (ennuixvx) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |