So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25290. | Big (widdzy) | 60.09 | 92% | 2016-04-25 |
| 25291. | snail (mashiro123) | 60.09 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 25292. | Brody (loser_) | 60.09 | 90% | 2015-11-25 |
| 25293. | Ekpanya (puek) | 60.09 | 98% | 2015-02-08 |
| 25294. | Mansoor (mansoorahmadzai) | 60.09 | 95% | 2012-09-06 |
| 25295. | karan (hksawhne) | 60.08 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 25296. | Wilson (force_of_will) | 60.08 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 25297. | Opu (asperagas) | 60.08 | 91% | 2016-03-26 |
| 25298. | qwerab (qwerab) | 60.08 | 96% | 2016-11-09 |
| 25299. | Ryan On (ryanon0127) | 60.08 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 25300. | Devon (dennydoo11) | 60.08 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 25301. | Anjali (lily2001) | 60.07 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 25302. | Marcus (mayala03) | 60.07 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 25303. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 60.07 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 25304. | ichok evrytm (sanji_san) | 60.07 | 96% | 2016-07-26 |
| 25305. | sajin (sajinvarughese) | 60.07 | 91% | 2014-07-05 |
| 25306. | TukangNgetik (joyzkrtz) | 60.06 | 86% | 2016-05-22 |
| 25307. | ππ π€ππ π§π... | 60.06 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 25308. | tstats[mannyblaze] (mannybl... | 60.06 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 25309. | vip (bamboo1857) | 60.06 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25310. | Ron (ronincognito) | 60.06 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 25311. | fuccboi (sh2d0w) | 60.06 | 94% | 2013-08-13 |
| 25312. | Shubhang (vermashubhang) | 60.06 | 91% | 2013-08-21 |
| 25313. | Two - (twojokers) | 60.06 | 91% | 2016-05-04 |
| 25314. | Moe$ (moemoneymoe) | 60.05 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 25315. | TαΊ₯n PhΖ°α»c (coutsgu) | 60.05 | 96% | 2012-09-01 |
| 25316. | Rokudan (rokudan) | 60.05 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
| 25317. | Nam (stephano) | 60.05 | 94% | 2012-11-26 |
| 25318. | Simon (neoneye2) | 60.04 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 25319. | Andrea (andrea_oboe) | 60.04 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |