The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11705. | Dominik (nightowsky) | 86.17 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 11706. | Frozen (frozen0wl) | 86.17 | 96.8% | 2024-06-05 |
| 11707. | Matt (hayesinc) | 86.17 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 11708. | otoy (otoy) | 86.17 | 97% | 2012-02-11 |
| 11709. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 86.17 | 93% | 2015-06-10 |
| 11710. | deutero (deutero) | 86.17 | 97% | 2011-08-30 |
| 11711. | Pat (wareem) | 86.16 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 11712. | Bojongkers (manqjayak) | 86.16 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11713. | Jonas (2fingerbandit) | 86.16 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 11714. | Fish (fishingforfish) | 86.15 | 97% | 2025-12-03 |
| 11715. | Joe (imadhatter) | 86.15 | 93% | 2016-01-11 |
| 11716. | Stormy (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 86.15 | 98.1% | 2024-05-05 |
| 11717. | PhantomSpeed (phantomxuan) | 86.14 | 97% | 2025-12-17 |
| 11718. | DemonsSingLoSongs (lotechtips) | 86.14 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 11719. | Garrett (gkuhn98) | 86.14 | 98.7% | 2024-06-18 |
| 11720. | champ (priteshacharya1) | 86.14 | 95% | 2013-08-23 |
| 11721. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 86.13 | 99% | 2026-03-03 |
| 11722. | abhishek (abk_k) | 86.13 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 11723. | penciljesus (pencil_jesus) | 86.13 | 97% | 2025-12-18 |
| 11724. | Nipun (nipuncod) | 86.13 | 98% | 2025-03-04 |
| 11725. | TJ (1gear) | 86.13 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 11726. | stephen (sgvnut) | 86.13 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 11727. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 86.13 | 98% | 2024-02-02 |
| 11728. | Benji (helmdaddy) | 86.13 | 97% | 2014-10-08 |
| 11729. | suzanne (tirphead4) | 86.13 | 97% | 2014-04-25 |
| 11730. | david (digger514) | 86.13 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 11731. | Jake (shadow5253) | 86.12 | 98% | 2025-09-09 |
| 11732. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 86.12 | 99% | 2024-09-10 |
| 11733. | David (styrofoamboots) | 86.12 | 98% | 2011-11-20 |
| 11734. | Jesus (johangodinho123) | 86.12 | 95% | 2022-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |