And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9809. | Zire (zire) | 98.24 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 9810. | Huyền (pehuyen2507) | 98.24 | 92% | 2013-04-07 |
| 9811. | Que (que4712) | 98.23 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 9812. | Vel_um (vel5um) | 98.23 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9813. | Wise (wiseguyakanerd) | 98.23 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9814. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 98.23 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 9815. | isaac (cowwee90) | 98.23 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9816. | da (causenetsofv) | 98.23 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 9817. | Speed Cola (zdj361) | 98.23 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9818. | Alex (crocket101) | 98.23 | 95% | 2014-04-14 |
| 9819. | Julia (ilovepink) | 98.23 | 97% | 2012-10-07 |
| 9820. | Max (mcmax92) | 98.23 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 9821. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 98.22 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 9822. | 一向 (quan72io) | 98.22 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9823. | Vakeels (skylake) | 98.22 | 100% | 2017-08-08 |
| 9824. | Dambi (tomino) | 98.22 | 95% | 2014-10-28 |
| 9825. | sextc ~.iXi. (sextc) | 98.21 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
| 9826. | (logan188mc) | 98.21 | 95.4% | 2023-08-21 |
| 9827. | On (ballmatic) | 98.21 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9828. | allmylife102 (allmylife102) | 98.21 | 94% | 2012-02-14 |
| 9829. | c3r1alk1ll3r514 (c3r1alk1ll... | 98.20 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
| 9830. | Matt (hayesinc) | 98.20 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9831. | Bo (cheeseburger) | 98.20 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 9832. | deadnotsleeping (deadnotsle... | 98.20 | 98% | 2013-10-14 |
| 9833. | Jem (jampr) | 98.19 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 9834. | Spindarella (spindarella) | 98.19 | 98% | 2013-01-26 |
| 9835. | Colin (3geosyog) | 98.19 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 9836. | Dikkedar (dikkedar) | 98.19 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 9837. | John (soulsforhire) | 98.19 | 91% | 2014-12-26 |
| 9838. | chonk (gooseiman) | 98.18 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |