So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34906. | Nishanth (nishanth_123) | 39.29 | 91% | 2023-10-05 |
| 34907. | (66tr66) | 39.29 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 34908. | (ling) | 39.29 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 34909. | (burhan103335) | 39.28 | 93% | 2017-04-18 |
| 34910. | (spat) | 39.28 | 93% | 2011-11-10 |
| 34911. | ruzain (ruzain) | 39.27 | 92% | 2017-10-14 |
| 34912. | (rawat_shiv) | 39.26 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 34913. | (jrdina) | 39.26 | 90% | 2013-02-18 |
| 34914. | (fastasfuq) | 39.25 | 91% | 2018-09-21 |
| 34915. | ASEEL (aseelma_) | 39.24 | 91% | 2022-06-03 |
| 34916. | Brent (xavie) | 39.24 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 34917. | Tyler (tg3430) | 39.24 | 86% | 2012-02-08 |
| 34918. | (icing) | 39.23 | 84% | 2013-02-18 |
| 34919. | (redheeshrj) | 39.22 | 92% | 2015-05-19 |
| 34920. | (lescargot) | 39.22 | 93% | 2015-04-13 |
| 34921. | (danny_13) | 39.21 | 92% | 2023-03-10 |
| 34922. | AJ Jammer (severus1) | 39.20 | 93% | 2012-11-30 |
| 34923. | (lukeimyourdaddy) | 39.20 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
| 34924. | (lufnys) | 39.20 | 94% | 2019-05-20 |
| 34925. | (nminhpg) | 39.20 | 92% | 2012-01-09 |
| 34926. | (lem93) | 39.20 | 89% | 2016-01-05 |
| 34927. | (diligent) | 39.20 | 91% | 2011-08-09 |
| 34928. | (deepaktomar7) | 39.20 | 87% | 2015-07-28 |
| 34929. | (whiteking) | 39.19 | 88% | 2013-01-10 |
| 34930. | (skymo) | 39.18 | 95% | 2013-03-11 |
| 34931. | Aybek (aybekka) | 39.18 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
| 34932. | (yamotha15) | 39.17 | 93% | 2023-02-15 |
| 34933. | ShaSha (shadelove) | 39.17 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 34934. | (foxinbox) | 39.16 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 34935. | Sami (samistr10) | 39.16 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |