The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3458. | Andrew (hyperark) | 60.47 | 91% | 2015-06-16 |
| 3459. | Gelcen (san777) | 60.47 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3460. | Christopher (shadowstar) | 60.47 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 3461. | nco (nco_) | 60.46 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 3462. | Cite (cite_berlin) | 60.46 | 94% | 2015-02-12 |
| 3463. | Best (b123456) | 60.46 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 3464. | Judd (ohcleverpseudonym) | 60.45 | 94% | 2015-06-24 |
| 3465. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 60.45 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 3466. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 60.45 | 99% | 2020-07-03 |
| 3467. | ♥♡ SAM ♡♥ (saurabhk... | 60.45 | 93% | 2014-01-18 |
| 3468. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 60.44 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 3469. | Rivendell (rivendell) | 60.44 | 98% | 2016-04-04 |
| 3470. | Roger (relevencione) | 60.44 | 99% | 2012-09-05 |
| 3471. | Jame (jameza010) | 60.44 | 87% | 2016-08-24 |
| 3472. | Al (sdb23) | 60.44 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 3473. | Anahit (anachan17) | 60.44 | 90% | 2015-08-20 |
| 3474. | Mat (sevenklass) | 60.43 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 3475. | Kit (kitibob) | 60.43 | 95% | 2014-09-03 |
| 3476. | Jennifer (pissedjenny) | 60.42 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
| 3477. | Maksymilian (niemaks) | 60.42 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 3478. | taseh (taseh) | 60.42 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
| 3479. | Brandon (roguemaster8) | 60.42 | 91% | 2012-03-01 |
| 3480. | Jacob (jacobjaink) | 60.42 | 99% | 2012-07-05 |
| 3481. | lamal (lamal) | 60.42 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 3482. | Jack (jackc) | 60.42 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 3483. | Angelo (elmopolitan03) | 60.42 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
| 3484. | Mercury (codai2810) | 60.42 | 98% | 2011-07-03 |
| 3485. | Akash (akashps) | 60.41 | 91% | 2015-01-24 |
| 3486. | robert (robert1982) | 60.41 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 3487. | Harish (harish1995) | 60.40 | 92% | 2015-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |