As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14449. | Vu (vdonline) | 74.33 | 93% | 2017-02-13 |
| 14450. | Thiago (terjan) | 74.32 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 14451. | Justin (polyphery) | 74.32 | 91% | 2015-12-27 |
| 14452. | kristjon (kristjon) | 74.32 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14453. | SideSky2 (krystastic) | 74.31 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 14454. | Dave (inotdave) | 74.31 | 95% | 2016-04-12 |
| 14455. | Pete (peteau) | 74.31 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 14456. | cebollo (cebollo) | 74.30 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 14457. | electric (tazerling01) | 74.30 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 14458. | Sint (sint11) | 74.30 | 95.1% | 2024-05-01 |
| 14459. | Bjorn (bvbzolder) | 74.30 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 14460. | Skilton (skilton) | 74.30 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 14461. | No (noman75) | 74.29 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14462. | DooDoo (ininjashadows) | 74.29 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14463. | Ashtra (ashtra) | 74.29 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 14464. | Caine (cainegt) | 74.29 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14465. | dfw (dfw662) | 74.28 | 98% | 2025-11-27 |
| 14466. | sj (seuoh) | 74.28 | 96% | 2024-12-20 |
| 14467. | tstats[david2444] (david2444) | 74.28 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 14468. | g (gkonti) | 74.28 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 14469. | Marvin (marvindadi) | 74.28 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 14470. | Mikhael (nadeokobe) | 74.28 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 14471. | LeSlow (leslow) | 74.27 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 14472. | (wiyw) | 74.27 | 96.7% | 2024-02-23 |
| 14473. | Harry (claydon) | 74.27 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 14474. | I12 (inot12) | 74.27 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 14475. | XelaWella (xelawella) | 74.27 | 93% | 2015-04-20 |
| 14476. | Felix (darthyoda_sge) | 74.26 | 96% | 2023-08-16 |
| 14477. | Cyrus (cyruscastrodes) | 74.26 | 91% | 2016-09-27 |
| 14478. | toe (toeknee123) | 74.26 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |