So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10484. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 84.69 | 94% | 2022-01-31 |
| 10485. | Amanda (amandarebecca88) | 84.68 | 98% | 2014-12-10 |
| 10486. | Stephanie (st133169) | 84.68 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 10487. | ♫♪Luiz Santos♣ (vaninho) | 84.68 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
| 10488. | Mako (mrak) | 84.68 | 92% | 2013-08-28 |
| 10489. | Riggy (rigorodolico) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 10490. | djandrock (djandrock) | 84.68 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
| 10491. | Justin (justinngordon) | 84.67 | 93% | 2013-09-21 |
| 10492. | teh poeple (mike25u) | 84.67 | 95% | 2017-01-12 |
| 10493. | Jon (zigzagtag) | 84.67 | 96% | 2011-10-12 |
| 10494. | polar (polarbright) | 84.67 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
| 10495. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 84.67 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10496. | Mr.Blizzard (mrblizzard) | 84.67 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 10497. | Jon (theharb) | 84.67 | 95% | 2011-07-01 |
| 10498. | Jason (jasonauk) | 84.67 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 10499. | Liz (liasokol) | 84.67 | 90% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10500. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 84.66 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 10501. | j (moopoom) | 84.66 | 93% | 2016-10-27 |
| 10502. | Fresh (fresh_pots) | 84.66 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10503. | Santika (setres8) | 84.66 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 10504. | Richard (richardisthebest) | 84.66 | 97.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 10505. | Nörfire (norfire) | 84.66 | 96% | 2013-10-20 |
| 10506. | C (compaq) | 84.65 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 10507. | efergodox (efergodox) | 84.65 | 95% | 2016-12-21 |
| 10508. | Sujith (ssujithrraj) | 84.65 | 96% | 2011-11-01 |
| 10509. | Koopa (kingkoopa_14) | 84.65 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 10510. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 84.65 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 10511. | Vuh (_trueasian_) | 84.65 | 93% | 2017-01-07 |
| 10512. | Veronica (init2winit) | 84.64 | 94% | 2014-01-17 |
| 10513. | Arek (arekbg) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |