I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20560. | Minh (triminh966) | 62.24 | 92% | 2016-07-06 |
| 20561. | Soheil (moses33) | 62.23 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 20562. | André (pitoun) | 62.23 | 91% | 2016-11-21 |
| 20563. | Joel (joeltype) | 62.23 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 20564. | Jononannes (jononannes) | 62.22 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 20565. | CuddlyFinch (cuddlyfinch) | 62.22 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 20566. | Ethan (mrstealth) | 62.22 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 20567. | Hritik (hritik_agarwal) | 62.21 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 20568. | Fredo (keyvalue) | 62.21 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 20569. | Marcus (mayala03) | 62.21 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 20570. | amogus (commitbored) | 62.20 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 20571. | xebec_134 (xebec_134) | 62.20 | 94.9% | 2023-10-29 |
| 20572. | Michael (magic_michael) | 62.20 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 20573. | Pete (pete2015) | 62.20 | 96% | 2016-03-06 |
| 20574. | Subid (slowth_369) | 62.19 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 20575. | Václav (ironvasek) | 62.19 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 20576. | Seth Hu (sethhu) | 62.18 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 20577. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 62.18 | 79% | 2016-08-21 |
| 20578. | Oscar (zeropuu) | 62.18 | 94% | 2020-11-12 |
| 20579. | nyan cat (charoite) | 62.18 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 20580. | Aiden (pepperolli) | 62.17 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 20581. | foo (fool96) | 62.17 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 20582. | Cody (renkal) | 62.17 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 20583. | Benjamin (bentheman02) | 62.17 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 20584. | Marfe (marfreak96) | 62.16 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 20585. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 62.15 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 20586. | Ali (shamigiri) | 62.15 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 20587. | R (salesforce) | 62.15 | 90% | 2016-10-21 |
| 20588. | Cojo (zagoat) | 62.14 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 20589. | J (fluffernutter345) | 62.14 | 97% | 2015-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |