So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13062. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 79.87 | 98% | 2015-04-03 |
| 13063. | TheXFalcon (xavier_poh) | 79.86 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 13064. | Jacob (prod1241480) | 79.86 | 93% | 2011-10-26 |
| 13065. | joe (florezz) | 79.86 | 87% | 2016-06-07 |
| 13066. | Flurb (lifeflurb) | 79.86 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 13067. | Steve (snap07) | 79.86 | 96% | 2012-09-13 |
| 13068. | Juhwan (juhwanp) | 79.85 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 13069. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 79.85 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 13070. | Christian Jay (cjay1738) | 79.85 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13071. | Valters (valters07) | 79.85 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13072. | Jeydon (ijeydon) | 79.85 | 95% | 2014-05-01 |
| 13073. | Eugenie (just_genes) | 79.85 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 13074. | Eco (ec00o00) | 79.85 | 87% | 2016-02-08 |
| 13075. | AP (shor) | 79.84 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 13076. | Hải (mymomismad) | 79.84 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13077. | sarah (sek1129) | 79.84 | 98% | 2012-02-16 |
| 13078. | Seth (sethamajig) | 79.83 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 13079. | Majid (aiaiuui) | 79.83 | 97.9% | 2023-08-18 |
| 13080. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 79.83 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
| 13081. | dohchuk (dohchuk) | 79.83 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 13082. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 79.82 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 13083. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 79.82 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 13084. | asdf (jplow1) | 79.82 | 96% | 2011-06-28 |
| 13085. | Roodoe (roodoe) | 79.82 | 91% | 2013-03-21 |
| 13086. | Tessa (tlw34) | 79.82 | 92% | 2011-07-22 |
| 13087. | Carl (fullcircle360) | 79.82 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 13088. | Colin (facestab) | 79.82 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 13089. | Brett (pinkepank) | 79.81 | 93% | 2015-10-29 |
| 13090. | Mausam (the_witcher) | 79.81 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 13091. | Endymion (so_sleepy) | 79.81 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |