What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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2089. | Hoang (sanh01) | 64.84 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
2090. | jay (jay1212) | 64.75 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
2091. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 64.73 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
2092. | J (t0x_) | 64.72 | 94% | 2020-04-19 |
2093. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 64.71 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
2094. | Blur (dunkrius) | 64.70 | 94% | 2018-01-05 |
2095. | Mawon (wonlee) | 64.69 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
2096. | Master (trikoi00) | 64.65 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
2097. | Ethan (ethanerty) | 64.59 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
2098. | Markus (mgetto) | 64.38 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
2099. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 64.37 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
2100. | Joe (fronk3341) | 64.33 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
2101. | Alp (apu132) | 64.26 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
2102. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 64.25 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
2103. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 64.04 | 94% | 2019-12-02 |
2104. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 63.96 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
2105. | SETA (seta0257) | 63.95 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
2106. | Jack (manicman) | 63.92 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
2107. | Joel (joel_lalu) | 63.87 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
2108. | hardik (labeitazer) | 63.83 | 95% | 2019-04-01 |
2109. | Keyser (keyserrr) | 63.79 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
2110. | Tim (timbob5380) | 63.73 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
2111. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 63.66 | 95% | 2018-04-08 |
2112. | Param (pparam5241) | 63.60 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
2113. | Atrixic (atrixic) | 63.51 | 95% | 2020-08-18 |
2114. | jake (000000000007) | 63.50 | 95% | 2018-12-26 |
2115. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 63.44 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
2116. | Jeohn (jeohn) | 63.43 | 94% | 2018-10-28 |
2117. | Hanung (rakenopo) | 63.43 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
2118. | Katakuri (griya_borobudur) | 63.42 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
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