The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32286. | FED EX XXX (lchrmont) | 62.54 | 97% | 2024-06-12 |
| 32287. | Vyann (vyann755) | 62.54 | 97% | 2023-11-13 |
| 32288. | hashom (5ashom_) | 62.54 | 96.3% | 2023-12-30 |
| 32289. | Pi (pie_tc) | 62.54 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 32290. | jesus (jesusepie) | 62.54 | 93% | 2015-07-15 |
| 32291. | JBarineau (jbarino) | 62.53 | 97.1% | 2024-05-01 |
| 32292. | JINI (parkjinhee) | 62.53 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 32293. | Luis Enrique (byluisen) | 62.53 | 95% | 2025-06-06 |
| 32294. | Henry (huaj811) | 62.53 | 97.6% | 2025-01-07 |
| 32295. | guardianeb (guardianeb) | 62.53 | 92% | 2016-05-10 |
| 32296. | JayCee15 (jaycee15) | 62.53 | 97% | 2024-01-27 |
| 32297. | Jarod (wildlifefriend) | 62.53 | 95.3% | 2024-01-03 |
| 32298. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 62.53 | 96% | 2017-01-28 |
| 32299. | Effort0208 (effort0208) | 62.53 | 93% | 2011-05-18 |
| 32300. | James (james80401) | 62.53 | 93% | 2015-12-14 |
| 32301. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 62.53 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 32302. | CHINGCHUCK (chingchuck) | 62.52 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 32303. | Leodan Parra (leodan_p) | 62.52 | 94% | 2025-01-14 |
| 32304. | SuperPou (superpou) | 62.52 | 95.7% | 2024-11-04 |
| 32305. | Peter Otto (potto_1992) | 62.52 | 97.7% | 2024-08-25 |
| 32306. | yousif (yousifffs98) | 62.52 | 96% | 2024-05-31 |
| 32307. | Quinton (rileyy911) | 62.52 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 32308. | -_- (server404) | 62.52 | 96% | 2023-12-27 |
| 32309. | kz (keivsggg) | 62.52 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 32310. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 62.52 | 91% | 2015-11-18 |
| 32311. | Kiana (disfilipinochik) | 62.52 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
| 32312. | Ed (dastig) | 62.52 | 94% | 2017-01-14 |
| 32313. | 云田 (hy_black_hole) | 62.51 | 96.1% | 2024-12-22 |
| 32314. | tstats[rover_rk] (rover_rk) | 62.51 | 97% | 2024-01-25 |
| 32315. | Ashish (grimjaw7) | 62.51 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |