And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30847. | (jbdiaz) | 60.54 | 99% | 2016-08-03 |
| 30848. | Gabriel (synthetic00) | 60.54 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 30849. | (hotd) | 60.54 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 30850. | (markwong) | 60.53 | 86% | 2016-10-20 |
| 30851. | (ozbileg) | 60.53 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 30852. | Kenny (determinedcake) | 60.53 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 30853. | (chasetierney3) | 60.53 | 85% | 2015-04-12 |
| 30854. | (m4ryu5) | 60.52 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 30855. | (polsevev) | 60.52 | 94% | 2021-01-22 |
| 30856. | (eesanesan) | 60.52 | 97% | 2012-06-11 |
| 30857. | (mr_mushroom_stew) | 60.52 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 30858. | Lisa (lisacabaluna) | 60.52 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
| 30859. | (karenf) | 60.52 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 30860. | (idcaboutnames) | 60.51 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 30861. | Eliza (tuberkulose_eddy) | 60.51 | 98.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 30862. | (super_nam) | 60.51 | 95% | 2018-01-09 |
| 30863. | (torab_0123) | 60.50 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 30864. | (ralph3) | 60.50 | 96% | 2023-07-29 |
| 30865. | (axith) | 60.50 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 30866. | Joshua (servantra44) | 60.50 | 99.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 30867. | (codename47) | 60.50 | 96.6% | 2023-05-15 |
| 30868. | (bachekhar) | 60.50 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 30869. | (kidtrum) | 60.50 | 94% | 2013-02-12 |
| 30870. | (rocchia) | 60.49 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 30871. | (deinonysus) | 60.49 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 30872. | gusher (wizardlordbob) | 60.49 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 30873. | (junkeboi) | 60.49 | 97.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 30874. | (code0monkey1) | 60.49 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
| 30875. | (chellenyasmin) | 60.49 | 92% | 2015-11-07 |
| 30876. | typooker (typooker) | 60.48 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |