The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2591. | andrew (papayasalad) | 82.67 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2592. | Ethan (an3223) | 82.66 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2593. | MantroO (mantroo) | 82.66 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 2594. | Qrip (qrip) | 82.66 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 2595. | Tayab (knowbodyx) | 82.65 | 95% | 2020-07-27 |
| 2596. | Andre (myagmea) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 2597. | Carter (thecartel) | 82.60 | 95% | 2017-10-02 |
| 2598. | Joe (antibacterialsoysauce) | 82.59 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 2599. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 82.57 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 2600. | Jonathan (cactus2388) | 82.56 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2601. | AD (blastoise13524) | 82.55 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2602. | kat (69wpm420blazeit) | 82.54 | 99% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2603. | Kevin (drezar) | 82.54 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 2604. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 82.53 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 2605. | Ryan (yanray) | 82.52 | 97% | 2018-01-02 |
| 2606. | snow leopard (truechaos) | 82.52 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2607. | touch me (sertouchme) | 82.51 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2608. | Aditya (vastolorde95) | 82.50 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2609. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 82.50 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 2610. | Feilem (feilem) | 82.49 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2611. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 82.49 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2612. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 82.47 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 2613. | Alexa (axela33) | 82.47 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
| 2614. | Nicholas (weaselonroids) | 82.47 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 2615. | Max (maxbro) | 82.46 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 2616. | Lack (lackhammer) | 82.46 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 2617. | N4T (taneel) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2618. | Smoke (smoke91) | 82.45 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2619. | William (astronaut98) | 82.45 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2620. | Mau (picho_97) | 82.44 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |