As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5615. | Dizzy (dizzyk) | 95.32 | 98% | 2016-04-21 |
| 5616. | Blafl (blafl) | 95.32 | 97% | 2016-11-06 |
| 5617. | Justin (corky12831) | 95.31 | 94% | 2015-05-16 |
| 5618. | Robert (nforcer) | 95.31 | 99.5% | 2024-06-05 |
| 5619. | Workman (dagl200) | 95.31 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5620. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 95.30 | 100% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5621. | sunny7heLegend (sunnytheleg... | 95.29 | 95% | 2016-11-18 |
| 5622. | TQ (qt_win) | 95.28 | 96.8% | 2024-12-06 |
| 5623. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 95.28 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
| 5624. | xd (paradox109) | 95.27 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5625. | Dante (approved_d) | 95.27 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5626. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 95.26 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 5627. | Beau (beauk04) | 95.26 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 5628. | Giselle (giselle100) | 95.26 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 5629. | Miki (pkong001) | 95.26 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 5630. | th (thanasis2002) | 95.26 | 98% | 2015-08-15 |
| 5631. | touch me (sertouchme) | 95.25 | 99% | 2022-09-14 |
| 5632. | yourrebellioussoul (taomasa) | 95.24 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 5633. | Miguel (m1ggy01) | 95.24 | 97.4% | 2024-06-29 |
| 5634. | Ed (unknownalias) | 95.24 | 97% | 2025-07-06 |
| 5635. | Kidsnd274 (kidsnd274) | 95.24 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 5636. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 95.22 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5637. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 95.21 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 5638. | Adam (hannibal_ftw) | 95.21 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 5639. | Neko (pippaola) | 95.21 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5640. | Carl (netsu) | 95.20 | 90% | 2015-09-30 |
| 5641. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 95.20 | 96% | 2015-10-17 |
| 5642. | JDizzle (serinus) | 95.18 | 96% | 2016-11-26 |
| 5643. | kream (remmie2k) | 95.18 | 94% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5644. | vanity (van1tyy) | 95.17 | 97% | 2025-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |