As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16034. | AMIR (amiremohamadi) | 69.96 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 16035. | Harvey (precisiongoat) | 69.96 | 96% | 2022-12-03 |
| 16036. | Adam (acidcypher) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 16037. | Mocha (tdrewek) | 69.96 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 16038. | Gregory (harrop123) | 69.96 | 90% | 2016-01-01 |
| 16039. | Martin (kellindor) | 69.96 | 95% | 2016-02-06 |
| 16040. | Sora (sfiction) | 69.96 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 16041. | Ray (rayzor813) | 69.96 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 16042. | Pra (prahat) | 69.95 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 16043. | CaixaOca (caixaoca) | 69.95 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 16044. | Ryan (reevez_) | 69.95 | 96.3% | 2021-02-06 |
| 16045. | John (uncleaner) | 69.95 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 16046. | Andrei (dalacul) | 69.95 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 16047. | John (itypegud) | 69.95 | 96% | 2017-04-20 |
| 16048. | devpandaz (devpandaz) | 69.94 | 95.6% | 2024-02-02 |
| 16049. | Artiii=) (arti1337) | 69.94 | 90% | 2016-01-13 |
| 16050. | Serguk (serguk) | 69.93 | 95% | 2016-09-19 |
| 16051. | Adrian (adrian4k_) | 69.93 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 16052. | Henry (hgeter) | 69.93 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 16053. | REEE (tiucoken77) | 69.92 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 16054. | a (abox) | 69.92 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 16055. | pogeen (pogeen) | 69.92 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 16056. | ella (ella2043) | 69.92 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16057. | Ermis (m4j0r4n1x) | 69.92 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 16058. | Knut (knutesten) | 69.92 | 92% | 2016-08-28 |
| 16059. | J. (superg74) | 69.92 | 92% | 2015-07-13 |
| 16060. | LeftButtox (leftbuttox) | 69.91 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 16061. | 1 (mutse) | 69.91 | 95% | 2024-01-01 |
| 16062. | KeyKing (kingkey42069) | 69.91 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 16063. | Adam (wolf359) | 69.91 | 95% | 2019-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |