I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9978. | Manzur (manzur) | 86.06 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
| 9979. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 86.06 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 9980. | Sarah (secunda) | 86.05 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 9981. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 86.05 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 9982. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 86.05 | 99% | 2015-04-28 |
| 9983. | JoviUncle (keyboarduncle) | 86.05 | 97% | 2024-02-27 |
| 9984. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 86.05 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 9985. | Aston (astonkor) | 86.05 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 9986. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 86.04 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 9987. | Hoang (sillypickleshairy) | 86.03 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 9988. | Uday (itsuday) | 86.03 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9989. | doniee (doniee) | 86.03 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 9990. | One Miss (onemiss) | 86.03 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 9991. | jude (h0merow) | 86.03 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9992. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 86.03 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9993. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 86.03 | 95% | 2017-07-26 |
| 9994. | Phil (xkid_official) | 86.02 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9995. | bumtsibum (bumtsibum) | 86.02 | 98% | 2024-10-17 |
| 9996. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 86.02 | 97.1% | 2023-08-20 |
| 9997. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 86.02 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9998. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 86.02 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 9999. | Serguk (serguk) | 86.02 | 99% | 2016-11-07 |
| 10000. | gg (ggab) | 86.01 | 90% | 2016-09-03 |
| 10001. | Boni (papabernard23) | 86.01 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 10002. | Fran (poncho20) | 86.01 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 10003. | charlene (charlenemaeavis) | 86.01 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 10004. | shaun (shaun1234) | 86.01 | 93% | 2016-05-26 |
| 10005. | ppppopop (ppppopop) | 86.00 | 98.7% | 2023-12-21 |
| 10006. | JersH (0zmank) | 86.00 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 10007. | Tom (tomkha12) | 86.00 | 99% | 2021-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |