I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9472. | AmadeusK525 (amadeusk525) | 87.45 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 9473. | (amanofficial109) | 87.44 | 99.7% | 2023-06-03 |
| 9474. | Daniel (dreilly2231) | 87.44 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 9475. | (paulsaredes) | 87.44 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9476. | (iwilltypefastoneday) | 87.44 | 95% | 2021-05-29 |
| 9477. | (tageneislover) | 87.44 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 9478. | (keyser_s0ze) | 87.43 | 98% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9479. | (miggyismyname) | 87.42 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 9480. | Lewis (lewis1138) | 87.42 | 97% | 2017-04-18 |
| 9481. | (arbitori) | 87.41 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9482. | (cyanarous) | 87.41 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 9483. | (pierrot14) | 87.40 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 9484. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 87.39 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 9485. | (bugii315) | 87.38 | 96.9% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9486. | Saikiran (saikiran1) | 87.38 | 96.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 9487. | (tautologies) | 87.38 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9488. | Taylor (tahlor) | 87.37 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9489. | (whimp) | 87.37 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 9490. | (fonke) | 87.37 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9491. | (eridpnc) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 9492. | Jakub (serckle) | 87.37 | 93.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9493. | (jontakenols) | 87.36 | 97% | 2025-08-26 |
| 9494. | (mxtrasha) | 87.36 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9495. | (simandrei) | 87.36 | 96.6% | 2024-11-25 |
| 9496. | (crricket) | 87.36 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9497. | (swannyaf) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 9498. | (oneillm288) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9499. | (ddawgfr) | 87.36 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 9500. | (byron911) | 87.35 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 9501. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 87.35 | 98.3% | 2023-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |