Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1802. | Jimmy (cronzorz) | 114.31 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 1803. | (i_hack_cheaters) | 114.30 | 100% | 2012-04-28 |
| 1804. | (orange_slice) | 114.30 | 98% | 2012-03-17 |
| 1805. | Joshua (joshuamclark) | 114.30 | 98% | 2015-07-02 |
| 1806. | Benjamin (nask) | 114.28 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 1807. | (barolinx) | 114.27 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 1808. | (dummytron) | 114.25 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 1809. | (esportsus) | 114.23 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 1810. | rain (rainnonquit) | 114.23 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 1811. | (uwhobanmeisnolife) | 114.22 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 1812. | (paerody) | 114.21 | 98% | 2012-07-21 |
| 1813. | z0rp (z0rp) | 114.20 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1814. | Junya (junia) | 114.19 | 97% | 2014-06-16 |
| 1815. | Caitlin (__caitlin) | 114.19 | 90% | 2014-05-20 |
| 1816. | Sharky (sharkypanda) | 114.19 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1817. | Clint (clint_kun) | 114.19 | 99% | 2021-06-22 |
| 1818. | Luka (sercasm) | 114.18 | 100% | 2021-03-18 |
| 1819. | (solid_raiden) | 114.17 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 1820. | (alexdr) | 114.15 | 93% | 2014-01-04 |
| 1821. | (znake) | 114.15 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 1822. | (fallenhope) | 114.14 | 94% | 2014-05-26 |
| 1823. | ratbastard (mattbierwirth) | 114.14 | 99% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1824. | Jordan (jahallc) | 114.13 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 1825. | (emcl) | 114.11 | 97% | 2012-10-20 |
| 1826. | (gilmore) | 114.11 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 1827. | (shawnjag) | 114.08 | 98% | 2012-11-21 |
| 1828. | F@§T£RPr0 (fastermart) | 114.08 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
| 1829. | (wwwhimsy) | 114.08 | 98% | 2013-07-31 |
| 1830. | pear_in_prayer (panama_) | 114.06 | 96.4% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1831. | (ictoan791) | 114.05 | 99.1% | 2023-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |