And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3401. | (thedengue) | 118.85 | 97.3% | 2023-07-31 |
| 3402. | (holcombmania) | 118.85 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 3403. | Do My Dance (maershon) | 118.85 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 3404. | Wentzel (wentzelitis) | 118.85 | 98% | 2012-10-04 |
| 3405. | (xmaru) | 118.84 | 96% | 2013-03-04 |
| 3406. | (waitblock) | 118.83 | 99% | 2022-11-18 |
| 3407. | (n0pan) | 118.83 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 3408. | (theonetrueindigo) | 118.82 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 3409. | (krnz) | 118.81 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| 3410. | (derochebag) | 118.81 | 98% | 2017-07-23 |
| 3411. | Jander (jander) | 118.80 | 99% | 2013-11-08 |
| 3412. | (zergrush) | 118.80 | 98% | 2011-06-09 |
| 3413. | Kevin (myhau5) | 118.80 | 97% | 2017-04-09 |
| 3414. | Lostin (lostinspace) | 118.79 | 96% | 2012-10-29 |
| 3415. | (cypher26) | 118.79 | 99% | 2017-06-28 |
| 3416. | (nbevi000) | 118.79 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 3417. | (diceruler) | 118.78 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 3418. | Luka (sercasm) | 118.78 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 3419. | Dr. Doof (sacrelege) | 118.78 | 99% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3420. | dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) | 118.77 | 97.1% | 2025-04-16 |
| 3421. | First day out (chillzyycanc... | 118.77 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 3422. | Angela (medoricho) | 118.77 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 3423. | www.twitch.tv/happleton (el... | 118.77 | 97% | 2014-09-05 |
| 3424. | (medbar) | 118.76 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
| 3425. | (ahmergondal) | 118.75 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 3426. | (ironsinew) | 118.75 | 98% | 2013-06-17 |
| 3427. | (fatsters) | 118.75 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 3428. | (instantnoodlestastesobad) | 118.75 | 99% | 2019-09-19 |
| 3429. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 118.75 | 99% | 2022-05-16 |
| 3430. | Jun (vegetto1126) | 118.74 | 96% | 2016-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |