When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18109. | Alien (alien11) | 60.72 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 18110. | PerMaster (permaster) | 60.72 | 92.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 18111. | Winston (winnyzzzz) | 60.72 | 93% | 2018-10-23 |
| 18112. | Matt (matt_blum) | 60.72 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 18113. | buttcheeks (shitguy2000) | 60.72 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 18114. | Kevin (ez8zz001) | 60.71 | 92% | 2017-04-09 |
| 18115. | SugarKane (01203531174) | 60.71 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
| 18116. | Count (basicneko) | 60.71 | 95% | 2022-10-26 |
| 18117. | AHOMKING (ahomking_21) | 60.71 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
| 18118. | k1suxu (k1suxu) | 60.71 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 18119. | Ryan (ryanm42) | 60.71 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 18120. | ur left nipple (thegooz) | 60.71 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 18121. | Filthy (filthyballer) | 60.71 | 93% | 2022-04-08 |
| 18122. | Ali (ali_r88) | 60.70 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 18123. | Beasttstats[masterlow] (mas... | 60.70 | 94.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 18124. | Harish (harishchinnaraj) | 60.70 | 91% | 2017-05-04 |
| 18125. | DondaTello (dondatello) | 60.69 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 18126. | Suafel (seraph_sura) | 60.69 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 18127. | Aaron (feast) | 60.69 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 18128. | spoon (thrownspoon) | 60.68 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 18129. | Atrello (atrello) | 60.68 | 94% | 2018-08-04 |
| 18130. | Nilias (nilias121) | 60.68 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
| 18131. | Jehangir (jehangirkhanafridi) | 60.68 | 93% | 2017-05-22 |
| 18132. | Guest (bot_sweg) | 60.68 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 18133. | Marylyn (raani) | 60.67 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 18134. | tonarinodashu (letsgototokyo) | 60.67 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 18135. | Kevin (faineantt) | 60.67 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 18136. | Edmund (emmit3) | 60.66 | 94% | 2021-11-30 |
| 18137. | PhanhotboY (phanhotboy) | 60.66 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 18138. | Orion (grecopolynesia) | 60.64 | 94.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |