I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1927. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 90.88 | 98% | 2025-09-04 |
| 1928. | Name1994 (username_12342) | 90.88 | 97% | 2025-03-12 |
| 1929. | SupaFast (nicholasflamel) | 90.86 | 97.7% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1930. | Could be you (cycosniper) | 90.85 | 96.4% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1931. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 90.84 | 96.7% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1932. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 90.84 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1933. | Ray (rj444) | 90.83 | 97% | 2024-07-16 |
| 1934. | flashytyper007 (flashytyper... | 90.81 | 97% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1935. | moonrunes (chatmandeux) | 90.79 | 97.7% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1936. | D (midnightnimbus) | 90.79 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 1937. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 90.77 | 96.2% | 2024-03-09 |
| 1938. | James (chub_gub) | 90.76 | 95.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1939. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 90.76 | 97.8% | 2024-10-21 |
| 1940. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 90.75 | 97% | 2025-12-07 |
| 1941. | echovl (echovl) | 90.72 | 99% | 2024-07-05 |
| 1942. | Krypto (krypto406) | 90.72 | 96.8% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1943. | seraph (seraph02) | 90.71 | 97% | 2024-11-23 |
| 1944. | Ansh Sainani (asedwin) | 90.71 | 95.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1945. | Arthur (agouraptor) | 90.69 | 97% | 2026-01-20 |
| 1946. | Bade (terrabade) | 90.66 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1947. | Dickson (kldho2) | 90.66 | 96.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| 1948. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 90.65 | 96.7% | 2025-02-06 |
| 1949. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 90.65 | 97% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1950. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 90.63 | 96.7% | 2024-03-18 |
| 1951. | marmarmar123 (marmarmar123) | 90.63 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1952. | Imran Hakim (imhaq1m) | 90.60 | 96.9% | 2024-06-19 |
| 1953. | GAMOUR (typotypertypist) | 90.59 | 96.4% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1954. | tran (tranhungtdh06) | 90.58 | 99.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 1955. | RexOffender (rexoffender) | 90.58 | 96.9% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1956. | deez (ishkena) | 90.58 | 95.5% | 2023-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |