And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27673. | Hunter (heh44) | 66.79 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 27674. | Brodie (brodes) | 66.78 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
| 27675. | NayNay (323899617) | 66.78 | 95% | 2017-02-28 |
| 27676. | einstrung (einstrung) | 66.78 | 92% | 2011-05-26 |
| 27677. | Mocha (mochawarrior) | 66.78 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 27678. | Muhamed (mm07) | 66.77 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 27679. | Melius (melius) | 66.77 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 27680. | Bridget (bahns) | 66.77 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 27681. | tstats[bikg] (bikg) | 66.77 | 95% | 2023-01-11 |
| 27682. | Ant (ant1508) | 66.77 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
| 27683. | Athelas (athelas) | 66.77 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 27684. | Sean (sean802) | 66.76 | 89% | 2012-07-10 |
| 27685. | parto (partoptr) | 66.76 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 27686. | Nhi (nhi_nguyen) | 66.76 | 98% | 2014-11-19 |
| 27687. | Type (type_racer_15) | 66.76 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 27688. | Kobus (klabuschagne) | 66.76 | 96% | 2014-06-19 |
| 27689. | Dawned (dawned) | 66.75 | 92% | 2013-03-21 |
| 27690. | serafin (serafin) | 66.75 | 96% | 2011-09-30 |
| 27691. | thien (soicon824) | 66.75 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 27692. | RashidTalib123 (rashid_tali... | 66.75 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 27693. | Kardo (kardoj) | 66.75 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| 27694. | djackallstar (djackallstar) | 66.75 | 95% | 2011-08-01 |
| 27695. | Aun (a39sign) | 66.75 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 27696. | gdonke (gdonke) | 66.74 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 27697. | Michael (paralyzer1012) | 66.74 | 91% | 2015-08-04 |
| 27698. | Ken (adroit1133) | 66.74 | 93% | 2011-10-03 |
| 27699. | Holi Deka (holi_deka) | 66.74 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 27700. | Phan Hoang (haidaila) | 66.74 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 27701. | Raphael (mrgrm89) | 66.74 | 93% | 2015-06-03 |
| 27702. | zech (zechariah) | 66.74 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |