And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6730. | Deus_Machina (acut3_racy) | 106.17 | 99% | 2021-09-08 |
| 6731. | Rui (hypertoxin) | 106.17 | 99% | 2012-10-09 |
| 6732. | Blue (blueshrek) | 106.16 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 6733. | Hong (slorthe) | 106.16 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 6734. | Shirly (shirly2) | 106.16 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 6735. | BRETT KOHLER IS SCARED OF S... | 106.16 | 94% | 2014-09-14 |
| 6736. | _heartBeat (xquyen) | 106.15 | 98.8% | 2023-07-25 |
| 6737. | Jessie (dcant322) | 106.14 | 99% | 2020-03-06 |
| 6738. | Ski (skigodx) | 106.13 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 6739. | Mil (mil1534) | 106.12 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 6740. | devin sux (fryo4) | 106.12 | 93% | 2016-01-17 |
| 6741. | Thai (kardashnguyen) | 106.11 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 6742. | Eric (people_pleaser) | 106.11 | 92% | 2015-11-26 |
| 6743. | yst (boku) | 106.11 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 6744. | Da Boss (dustybroom) | 106.11 | 96% | 2015-01-25 |
| 6745. | asdfasdf (211bazooka) | 106.11 | 97.5% | 2023-08-21 |
| 6746. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 106.10 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 6747. | Jackie (september4) | 106.10 | 100% | 2013-11-26 |
| 6748. | Noelito (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 106.09 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 6749. | Tor (magulina) | 106.09 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 6750. | HienNB (nbhduoc) | 106.09 | 99% | 2011-11-01 |
| 6751. | Malia (lily_jasmine) | 106.08 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 6752. | Christopher (csawx) | 106.08 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 6753. | eeee (eeee_) | 106.08 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 6754. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 106.07 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6755. | Sara (svellab) | 106.07 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 6756. | Paul (pirate_turtle) | 106.07 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 6757. | Luc (lucb1e) | 106.07 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 6758. | Nicole (ruff) | 106.07 | 92% | 2013-03-12 |
| 6759. | Song (quot) | 106.06 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |