So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35077. | Luca (_jay_clay_) | 38.26 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 35078. | Sankar (sankarbala) | 38.25 | 93.3% | 2023-08-19 |
| 35079. | (limengmeng) | 38.25 | 95% | 2012-05-02 |
| 35080. | (omerdan) | 38.24 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 35081. | (cfisher37) | 38.22 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 35082. | (gwessy) | 38.21 | 91% | 2015-03-31 |
| 35083. | (gl_arbuzov) | 38.20 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 35084. | (shrugy) | 38.20 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 35085. | (m4ch1n3) | 38.20 | 93% | 2019-01-09 |
| 35086. | (davis239) | 38.20 | 94% | 2015-10-09 |
| 35087. | Henry (vvkpro12) | 38.19 | 90% | 2016-06-10 |
| 35088. | (admit) | 38.19 | 82% | 2016-04-18 |
| 35089. | (omar2w99) | 38.18 | 92% | 2023-07-15 |
| 35090. | (snordsman) | 38.17 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 35091. | (allawi1085) | 38.17 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 35092. | (low_wpm) | 38.16 | 92% | 2021-05-05 |
| 35093. | durk (seph) | 38.15 | 84% | 2012-02-23 |
| 35094. | stratie (stratified) | 38.14 | 93% | 2021-08-30 |
| 35095. | Alex (alemat) | 38.14 | 93.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 35096. | (2114) | 38.14 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 35097. | (rat5_) | 38.13 | 97.1% | 2023-09-14 |
| 35098. | (ms_kitten) | 38.13 | 93% | 2021-02-24 |
| 35099. | (coiz) | 38.13 | 88% | 2014-02-09 |
| 35100. | May (stenotbest) | 38.12 | 90% | 2021-06-25 |
| 35101. | Arash (me_races) | 38.11 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
| 35102. | (miyahammah) | 38.11 | 93% | 2021-04-14 |
| 35103. | Ardilla (ardiya05) | 38.11 | 93% | 2023-04-11 |
| 35104. | (ikamthania) | 38.11 | 86% | 2016-05-20 |
| 35105. | (kheldiente) | 38.11 | 91% | 2016-03-29 |
| 35106. | (givemeusername) | 38.10 | 95% | 2018-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |