So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23345. | Sarath (_rahmanism) | 63.39 | 94% | 2019-06-27 |
| 23346. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 63.38 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 23347. | harry (jauaj) | 63.38 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 23348. | firehosejeff (koelndorfer) | 63.38 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 23349. | daniel (daniel_2007) | 63.38 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 23350. | Alex Grace (attttyila) | 63.38 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 23351. | Hieu (cation_h) | 63.38 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
| 23352. | Logan (vssigma) | 63.37 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 23353. | nathan (kokohead12) | 63.37 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 23354. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 63.37 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
| 23355. | kunal (kunav) | 63.37 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 23356. | hg (kimhg) | 63.37 | 94% | 2021-04-09 |
| 23357. | Alex (alkan137) | 63.37 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 23358. | Linn (im_banana_girl) | 63.37 | 94.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 23359. | Chaitanya (chaitanya608) | 63.37 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 23360. | Arian (arianhou) | 63.37 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| 23361. | TiDu (nguytienducc) | 63.36 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 23362. | Jonathan (zooooomaaaaan) | 63.36 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 23363. | Jess (twiztidicp) | 63.36 | 91% | 2012-03-18 |
| 23364. | Minh (sep_complex) | 63.36 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 23365. | Alah (allahblah) | 63.36 | 92% | 2015-06-15 |
| 23366. | sytek (sytek28) | 63.36 | 99% | 2018-12-27 |
| 23367. | Renato (dias) | 63.36 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 23368. | ashley (ashleyjohnstonn) | 63.36 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 23369. | ArCh3r (arch3r) | 63.35 | 99% | 2013-12-31 |
| 23370. | Yohana (yanti) | 63.35 | 96% | 2011-11-01 |
| 23371. | Chaim (chaim) | 63.35 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 23372. | Nithin (useless_net) | 63.34 | 94% | 2020-05-16 |
| 23373. | Nischal (nischal165) | 63.34 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 23374. | Mitchell (mitchow) | 63.34 | 84% | 2014-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |