The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28346. | Sora (sora2669) | 58.06 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 28347. | EdK (edk2000) | 58.06 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 28348. | Daniele (dexter_28) | 58.06 | 95% | 2019-07-15 |
| 28349. | Efold (efoldsz) | 58.06 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 28350. | Cong (thcong) | 58.06 | 92% | 2011-06-28 |
| 28351. | rohan (rohangupta1994) | 58.06 | 94% | 2011-10-06 |
| 28352. | Jae (jaeha99) | 58.05 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 28353. | lemon (24lemons) | 58.05 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 28354. | Andrew (potatoking197) | 58.05 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 28355. | Mariam (maliya13) | 58.05 | 98% | 2013-12-19 |
| 28356. | Hemant (cierno) | 58.04 | 95% | 2013-12-21 |
| 28357. | Mark (pap1) | 58.04 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 28358. | Vinex (vinex0) | 58.04 | 95% | 2022-07-25 |
| 28359. | Andrey (andreikav) | 58.04 | 96.8% | 2023-06-23 |
| 28360. | Adam (adammomen) | 58.04 | 95% | 2021-03-29 |
| 28361. | Halil (lilko) | 58.04 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 28362. | Type (naught1usmaximus) | 58.03 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 28363. | Cheah (bilem) | 58.03 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 28364. | SentimentalSkyscraper (sent... | 58.03 | 94% | 2023-01-02 |
| 28365. | jackson (arcroidx) | 58.03 | 92% | 2015-09-12 |
| 28366. | Pouya (pouyav) | 58.03 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 28367. | Renne (noob_man555) | 58.03 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 28368. | Michael (michaz) | 58.03 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 28369. | Quoc (qquocc) | 58.03 | 92% | 2012-08-10 |
| 28370. | Brume (ogbrume) | 58.02 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 28371. | zalpro (zalpro) | 58.02 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 28372. | Sam (samsmoke) | 58.02 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 28373. | Prathamesh (prathamesh0927) | 58.02 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 28374. | Ernie (ernievc) | 58.02 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
| 28375. | Shyam (shyamb07) | 58.02 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |