I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20279. | Mazze (shadyone) | 62.94 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 20280. | ALLINNNNNNNNN (phongtran99) | 62.94 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
| 20281. | Umer Khalid (umer_khalid) | 62.94 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 20282. | Rakshit_dvorak (rakshit007) | 62.94 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 20283. | Dev (devgupta55) | 62.94 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
| 20284. | PaleBlueDot (kendingling) | 62.93 | 97.1% | 2025-03-13 |
| 20285. | Eman (emank_4734) | 62.93 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 20286. | Gui (gonzo_) | 62.93 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 20287. | Neo (neosteps) | 62.92 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
| 20288. | echobat88 (echobat88) | 62.92 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 20289. | bettits (bettits) | 62.92 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 20290. | Cavit Mert (cvtmrt) | 62.92 | 94.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 20291. | Origin286 (originarrow) | 62.91 | 92% | 2025-02-15 |
| 20292. | CockSock (c0cks0ck) | 62.91 | 93.7% | 2024-01-18 |
| 20293. | Jamie (jelly_jam_pudding) | 62.91 | 94.2% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20294. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 62.91 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 20295. | Thang (thangnh) | 62.90 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 20296. | Nathan (nayteo) | 62.90 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 20297. | Grant (sentimentaldrive) | 62.90 | 95% | 2015-12-30 |
| 20298. | Ishfaq Khan (1341998) | 62.89 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 20299. | Vishnu (vishnu_lmntrix) | 62.89 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 20300. | Sean (sean_0425) | 62.89 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 20301. | killer (killerz4564) | 62.89 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 20302. | Jaden (jp___) | 62.89 | 95% | 2021-08-26 |
| 20303. | fethy (lefty_dz) | 62.89 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 20304. | Brayden (ovjzhra) | 62.89 | 95% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20305. | Eli (fishman2028) | 62.88 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 20306. | Rodolfo (antunesrodolfo) | 62.88 | 96% | 2017-06-27 |
| 20307. | Regina (reggy_10) | 62.88 | 92% | 2016-01-17 |
| 20308. | Carter (themonster71) | 62.87 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |